Moving...

Son when you first move out of the house live with your friends, or on your own. You'll learn to appreciate living with us (your parents) a lot more. When you are done living with room mates or on your own, you might move in with a girl. The idea is that you should immediately appreciate living her. Don't worry it will make sense when you get there.

Love Part 1...

Son love is not an easy thing to handle. In fact it only gets harder as you get older.

Living with women...

"Son if you ever live with another woman besides your mother, you'll eventually realize it's just a glorified way of still living with your mother."

-JZTS

Suit up...

"If you don't own a suit, buy one." "When you buy slacks get them altered for you, and when they hem the legs get them cuffed.Believe me you'll look good."

Someday...

"Son, someday you will become a man. But no one will be able to tell you how to do it, or when that day will come."

-Jacob Zapata Triviso-Serrano