Living with women...

"Son if you ever live with another woman besides your mother, you'll eventually realize it's just a glorified way of still living with your mother."

-JZTS

Suit up...

"If you don't own a suit, buy one." "When you buy slacks get them altered for you, and when they hem the legs get them cuffed.Believe me you'll look good."

Someday...

"Son, someday you will become a man. But no one will be able to tell you how to do it, or when that day will come."

-Jacob Zapata Triviso-Serrano